awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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