I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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