did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I need moral support for this bender
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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