You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
