um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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