i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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