i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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