that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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