yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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