I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
people are starting to question the shark bite story
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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