sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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