so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
my shit smells like andre
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
