So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize