just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
