why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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