So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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