he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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