I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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