I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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