How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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