I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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