Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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