question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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