Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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