Porn is love you can see.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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