There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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