he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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