you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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