He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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