spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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