Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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