yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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