im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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