The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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