Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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