Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
im holly from the hills drunk
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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