im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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