I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I am one with the molecules
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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