That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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