So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I currently don't understand fingers.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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