This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
