id be glad to
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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