I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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