So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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