Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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