What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
