Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
