I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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