what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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