S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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