I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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