I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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