I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I look better un-naked...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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