hotel room ftw
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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