Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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