ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
