The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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